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I hate you if my fingers ever accidentally touched a wad of gum that came out of your stinking mouth and that you stuck under a chair! I hate you if I've ever accidentally touched a wad of gum that came out of your stinking mouth and that you stuck under a table! I hate you if I've ever accidentally touched a wad of gum that came out of your stinking mouth and that you squeezed into a little crack on any freaking surface! I hate you if my shoe has ever inadvertently touched a wad of gum that came out of your stinking mouth and that you spat on my path! I hate you if you have ever irresponsibly dispose of your damned toxic chewing gum!
I don't know if it's on purpose, but your rants crack me the fuck up!
me too
Agreed, Blake. Raskolnikov, once again, you are great.
totally agreed! nothing is worse! yuk!
lol Are these responses supposed to be sarcastic? I thought it was gonna be interesting but it's just about gum. Hmmm.
please, something is much worse than this, and that is when you get your guide dog to lie down under a bus or train seat, and you later find out they lay where someone dropped their gum. the gum sticks in the dog's fur, and if you're really lucky it's in long fur that you can cut out, but if not, then you have to leave it there to gradually dry and crumble away. that is far worse than touching gum. thank you.
or, you could use vegetable oil on it. That gets it right outa there.
I hate you when you spit the vile crap onto the pavement, and it sticks stubbornly to the end of my cane, rendering it useless!
I guess you've never been at a restaurant sitting at your table ready to eat with your hands freshly washed and as your talking your fingers unconsciously wander under the table and suddenly come in contact with a germ nest of chewed bubble gum. I have to get up again, go to the restroom, wash my freaking hands, and remind myself throughout the meal not to let my fingers wander under the table. If I could ever have my dream job it would be to punish such bastards who spread their germs; oh man, the things I'd do to humiliate them, the bastards!
Christ! a germ phobe what's next.
You're damned right! I'm not taking any chances with std's or aids or gonorrhea. How am I supposed to know from whose mouth the gum I touched came out of? It could've been some porn star, some prostitute, some pimp, some druggy, some infected person. No way my friend, I'm not taking any chances with that crap!
...there are wonderful hand sanitizer's out on the market..I prefer BATH & BODY WORKS Brand with the scent various from Raspberry to Moonlite Path... Can keep in a pocket/purse tucked away for those situations when cleanlines is most desired...also little individual packets are available of like, Wash n- Dri... usually a lemon scent, kinda biting a scent I might add..takes greesy feeling away..nice product(s)
And what exactly does a moonlight path smell like? Names for scented products kill me. Same thing with colors for cosmetics. You don't know what the hell color something is by the names they give them.
Mmm totally "heavenly" don't you realize, the scent...
Though label reads: ROMANTIC FRAGRANCE OF MOONLIGHT PATH
Note: Label on the body cream of Moonlight Path reads: infused with real lavendar extract..
...here is what label on hand sanitizer reads:
Front of Label:
BODY & BATH WORKS ™
MOONLIGHT PATH ®
Anti-Bacterial
DEEP CLEANSING
Hand-Gel
With Vitamins
B5 & E
Kills Germs
Without water
3 fl.oz./88ml
$4.00
Back of Label:
DRUG FACTS
ACTIVE INGREDIANT
Ethyl Alcohol 60%
PURPOSE Antiseptic
USE
Decreases bacteria on hands
WARNINGS
For external use only
FLAMMABLE
Keep away from flame or fire
EXCEPT UNDER ADULT
SUPERVISION, KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
If swallowed, get medical
Help or contact a Poison
Control Center immediately.
DIRECTIONS
Rub a dime-
Sized drop into hands.
Peel up back of label
Additional Drug Facts
INACTIVE INGREDIENTS
Water (Aqua), Fragrance (Parfum), Carbomer, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5) Tetrahydroxpropyl Ethylenediamine, Juniperus Communis
Fruit Extract: Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Extract, Thymus Vulgaris, (Thyme) Extract, Propylene Glycol, Aloe, Barbadenisis Leaf Juice, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate) Polysorbate 20, Lactose, Cellulose, Hydroxpropyl Methylcellulose, Retinyl Palmitate (Vitamin A Palmitate), Triclosan, Ultramarines (CI 77007), Ext. Violet 2 (CI 60730), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Red 33 (CI 17200).
This Finished Product Not Tested On Animals.
ALSO:
Test Samples are usually available to sniff/apply if so desire..
Also there is/are Body Cream(s)/ Hand Lotion(s) of the various “sniffs,”
in a manner of speaking.
(CG)
yep totally right. I'm always finding gum on the undersides of tables! and, yes, I've also had my dog lay in the stuff quite a few times! People are disgusting I swear! Have never understood how someone can be so lazy just to go a few steps (in a lot of cases) to a bin.
Raskolnikov, I agree with others that your posts crack me up. I never can tell whether you are serious or not. But either way, it's funny as hell.
Grace, thanks for all that information, kinda think I dozed off a little, but got most of them down.
By the way, has anyone seen my gum? I had it just a minute ago.
Bob
Raskolnikov, I'm just wondering. Have you ever found a bit of chewed gum, connecting two animal crackers together? :)
Sarah
No, but a stinking wad of moist chewing gum is an ideal mating place for germs.
Hahahaha, true.
SilkySarah, that was halareous.
Bob
Next complaint chronic OCD
Goblin, that should be CDO, in alphabetical order like it should be, damn it!
Bob, I believe your gum is under my desk.
Sarah, hillarious, congratulations.
And now, I'm peeling Bob's gum off the underside of my desk, using it to stick two animal crackers together in a disgusting position, and running along. Bye, bye.
I think I'll withdraw from this topic now. I fear the terrorists will begin to get ideas about spreading germs. Be watchful my fellow zoners, be watchful.
…Raskolnikov,
AGAIN, I will say,
You are NOT a part of the problem for
You are a part of the solution.smile and no need for thee to be
a withdrawing, Nae…for the BEST is yet to be.
Embarking upon a NU Learning Experience:
(Well, NEW for me anyhow)
complaint chronic OCD mentioned of GOBLIN;
Enclosed please find some personal findings as I have
Searched the web this day.
Connie ~ Grace
http://psychcentral.com/ocdquiz.htm
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
(OCD)
Screening Quiz
INSTRUCTIONS: This is a screening measure to help you determine whether you might have an obsessive-compulsive disorder. This screening measure is not designed to make a diagnosis of a disorder or take the place of a professional diagnosis or consultation. For each item, indicate the extent to which it is true, by checking the appropriate box next to the item. (A YES or NO Response -- REFER to web place for more infor.)
Have you been bothered by unpleasant thoughts or images that repeatedly enter your mind, such as...
1. concerns with contamination (dirt, germs, chemicals, radiation) or acquiring a serious illness such as AIDS?
2. overconcern with keeping objects (clothing, groceries, tools) in perfect order or arranged exactly?
3. images of death or other horrible events?
4. personally unacceptable religious or sexual thoughts?
Have you worried a lot about terrible things happening, such as...
5. fire, burglary, or flooding the house?
6. accidentally hitting a pedestrian with your car or letting it roll down the hill?
7. spreading an illness (giving someone AIDS)?
8. losing something valuable?
9. harm coming to a loved one because you weren't careful enough?
10. Have you worried about acting on an unwanted and senseless urge or impulse, such as physically harming a loved one, pushing a stranger in front of a bus, steering your car into oncoming traffic; inappropriate sexual contact; or poisoning dinner guests?
Have you felt driven to perform certain acts over and over again, such as...
11. excessive or ritualized washing, cleaning, or grooming?
12. checking light switches, water faucets, the stove, door locks, or emergency brake?
13. counting; arranging; evening-up behaviors (making sure socks are at same height)?
14. collecting useless objects or inspecting the garbage before it is thrown out?
15. repeating routine actions (in/out of chair, going through doorway, re-lighting cigarette) a certain number of times or until it feels just right?
16. need to touch objects or people?
17. unnecessary re-reading or re-writing; re-opening envelopes before they are mailed?
18. examining your body for signs of illness?
19. avoiding colors ("red" means blood), numbers ("l 3" is unlucky), or names (those that start with "D" signify death) that are associated with dreaded events or unpleasant thoughts?
20. needing to "confess" or repeatedly asking for reassurance that you said or did something correctly?
Adapted from Wayne K. Goodman, M.D., University of Florida College of Medicine, 1994. All rights reserved. For personal, educational or research use only
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Again, very funny post! Now let me spit on my animal crackers and throw them on the floor so that you can walk all over them and crunch them to peaces.:)
Troy
Troy, what would you use to glue them back together?
Can I suggest some ... well ... g u m?
Bob
Ya know, Becky, if that gum under your desk had once been used to glue two mules together, it'd be something like gum for the asses. I'd really ware gloves when reaching under there.
Jim! ~~>*Waves a Welcome*<~~
Mighty fine use of the pen, umm pc there...totally sword like...
Jim! On Guard... *lol ...missed you and Kai over at PublicQuickNotes and trust the conversation(s) of Dueling and the like will after the Holidays continue onwards...**Maybe they have and I have been just to buzied to notice as there has been so much at my home to have get'gotten accomplished and this too has been a stressful yet lovely time in these days that flows/continues on through these, Seasons of Passing and Going On Towards NU/Continued/Advancings of Growth Personal.
By the way Jim, in respect to the BOARD CREATOR, MrRaskolnikov, I will toss a package of gum though aire of Cyber-Space your way and I trust thou shalt remember that when finished chewing on a wad that into the foil thou shalt spit and toss it away in a can of garbage receivable...leaving underSides of tables all nice and tidy/clean respectable...laters Man..
Connie ~ Grace
Grace, I like what you have to say, but please don't smack your gum when you talk?
Bob
GET YOUR HEARING AID CHECKED...
'Tis not me who is chewing gum..
...*Thinking and guess ought to have spoken louder throughout passage...
WHAT WAS SAID...
'TIS NOT ME WHO IS CHEWING GUM!
btw: WHEN WAS LAST TIME YOU CHECKED YOUR HEARING AID BATTERIES..??
RAINY MORNING..MAYBE A SOUND ECHO YOU ARE EXPERIENCING..??
(CG)
No Grace, fortunately, I do not require hearing aids. I just thought that the ellipses in your messages were pauses to chew your gum.
Raskolnikov, would you please check underneath the virtual table where Grace is sitting just to ... make sure someone didn't leave some germ spreading gum there?
Bob
...no Need for Mr.Raskolnikov to do your bidding BlBobby...
For between angels watching over me as well as Wraiths, RingWraths, a Goblin or two every now and again not forgetting a Monster here and there, well hmmm, as Time-Tick-Tocks-moving-through-time-and-too-Cyber-Space...all is nyob zoo.. in other words, there is NO FEAR here on my "Virtual Table,"... Germs Be Gone!
**I sincerely THANK YOU BlBobby for your concern. It is heart-warming. Be of Good Cheer! smile
Connie ~ Grace
No problem, and you have a good day.
Bob
Raskolnikov may have been humorous here, but he's so fucking right here.
Kev, I agree with you. I've never had that happen to my dog yet (knocking on wood), but it sounds nasty.
gum under tables and chairs ... extremely gross, especially if it hasn't been there for very long.